Are my investment returns guaranteed?

Investment returns are never guaranteed. Anyone who tells you otherwise is probably named Madoff (and if you don’t get this joke, just know that he “made-off” with a lot of other people’s money…ok, ending dorky jokes now). The concept of investing is often confused with something much closer to gambling, that people mistakenly label as investing. Educating you on the difference so you can ask smarter questions is a part of the Stash Plan® process.